Don't know what to wear else but white, blue, grey, black, stripes and check?
Try the camouflage look! I'm sure you will not being noticed ;)
And yes, even your Car:
Buy Dries van Noten S/S '13 or Valentino's S/S '13 collection:
Credits: The Sartorialist, The Italian Taste, Trashness, Tommy Ton, MrPorter